My sister found a baby bird on her front lawn today
her husband wouldn't let her bring it into the house
so, she fed it and put in a shoe box with cotton balls
before they went to bed she told her husband that he had to pray for the bird
so, he said ok you have say the prayer though
so, she started
"please keep the bird safe and warm tonight
and make it think it's under its mother's wing
and don't let it fucking get eaten by any fucking cats
that would really fucking suck..."
she said she realized what she was saying and started laughing
she forgot she was praying
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